33⅓

Nightlife, turned down to a warm hum.

a 3rd space built for connection, conversation and creativity.

side A · 33⅓ rpm

Modern nightlife is engineered to be loud, because noise sells drinks. We're building the opposite: a room tuned for listening, lit for lingering, and full of people you'll actually remember meeting.

Side A · The Space

Four sections designed for connection.

A1The Listening Room

The Listening Room

A curated listening experience. Vinyls, live sets and a list of music that keeps the vibes immaculately tasteful. All played through state of the art hi-fi systems built for audiophiles.

A2The Conversation Pits

The Conversation Pits

A space intentionally designed to bring out deeper conversation with those you want to get to know more about. Low-lit, sunken seating that points people at each other instead of at a bar.

A3The Studio

The Studio

Paint, write, jam. However you want to get your creative juices flowing, this is the space to do it. Also runs as a daytime creative workspace for members who want the club as their home base from first coffee to last record.

A4Functional Bar

Functional Bar

A space to clear your mind rather than cloud it. Elevate your cognitive baseline with rare teas, premium adaptogens, and non-alcoholic nootropic cocktails crafted specifically for brain health.

Side B · The Programming

Every week has a rhythm.

Nights designed so you never have to break the ice alone. Come for the format, stay for the people.

The Pressings · Membership

Less than a round. Every week of the year.

Same room, same records, same people. The only difference is how often you want to be in it.

First Pressing · ninety-nine only

Founding 99

$22.85a week
locked for life

Ninety-nine people get in before the doors do. LP access at the lowest rate the club will ever offer, and it never moves again.

Claim a founding place
Extended Play

EP

$22.85a week
  • Five evening entries a month
  • Events at guest price
  • One guest pass a month
Register interest
Long Play · most chosen

LP

$29.75a week
  • Unlimited evenings
  • 2x daytime access
  • Events at member rate: 30% off
  • Two guest passes a month
  • 20% off the bar, the pantry and everything on the floor
Register interest
The Complete Set

Box Set

$99a week
  • Unlimited access, day and night
  • Every event included
  • $50 a month toward materials
  • $50 a month toward the bar and the pantry
  • Three guest passes a month
  • Priority booking on workshops and studio space
Register interest

All prices AUD. Weekly rates shown for comparison; membership is billed monthly and you can pause or cancel any time. Guest entry $35.

The First Pressing

Help us press it, and it's yours for life.

We're gathering ninety-nine founding members before we sign the lease. Nothing to pay today. Put your name down, and when the room is real we'll come back to you in order.

  • You register below. No card, no deposit, twenty seconds.
  • We find the room and sign the lease.
  • We come to the list in order. You confirm, or you walk. No hard feelings.
  • Ninety-nine say yes. Then the founding rate closes for good.
limited to ninety-nine
now spinning press play