33⅓

Nightlife, turned down to a warm hum.

a 3rd space built for connection, conversation and creativity.

side A · 33⅓ rpm

Modern nightlife is engineered to be loud, because noise sells drinks. We're building the opposite: a room tuned for listening, lit for lingering, and full of people you'll actually remember meeting.

Side A · The Space

Four rooms, one slow evening.

A1The Listening Room

The Listening Room

A serious hi-fi, a deep vinyl library glowing along the back wall, and live sets played at conversation volume. Music you feel in the room, not in your ribcage. Records spin until late, and this is where the night orbits.

A2The Conversation Pits

The Conversation Pits

Sunken, circular, and lit by a single warm orb. Built-in seating that points people at each other instead of at a bar. Hosted conversation nights when you want a way in; quiet corners when you don't.

A3The Studio

The Studio

Paint, write, jam. Materials on the shelves, instruments in the corner, and a daytime creative workspace for members who want the club as their home base from first coffee to last record.

A4The Bar, Rewired

The Bar, Rewired

Rare teas, nootropic elixirs, adaptogenic brews and non-alcoholic cocktails made with actual care, plus a short low-alcohol list if you want one. The good stuff is the stuff that leaves you sharper at midnight than you arrived at eight.

Side B · The Programming

Every week has a rhythm.

Nights designed so you never have to break the ice alone. Come for the format, stay for the people.

The Pressings · Membership

Less than a round. Every week of the year.

Same room, same records, same people. The only difference is how often you want to be in it.

First Pressing · ninety-nine only

Founding 99

$22.85a week
locked for life

Ninety-nine people get in before the doors do. LP access at the lowest rate the club will ever offer, and it never moves again.

Claim a founding place
Extended Play

EP

$22.85a week
  • Five evening entries a month
  • Events at guest price
  • One guest pass a month
Register interest
Long Play · most chosen

LP

$29.75a week
  • Unlimited evenings
  • 2x daytime access
  • Events at member rate: 30% off
  • Two guest passes a month
  • 20% off the bar, the pantry and everything on the floor
Register interest
The Complete Set

Box Set

$99a week
  • Unlimited access, day and night
  • Every event included
  • $50 a month toward materials
  • $50 a month toward the bar and the pantry
  • Three guest passes a month
  • Priority booking on workshops and studio space
Register interest

All prices AUD. Weekly rates shown for comparison; membership is billed monthly and you can pause or cancel any time. Guest entry $35.

The First Pressing

Help us press it, and it's yours for life.

We're gathering ninety-nine founding members before we sign the lease. Nothing to pay today. Put your name down, and when the room is real we'll come back to you in order.

  • You register below. No card, no deposit, twenty seconds.
  • We find the room and sign the lease.
  • We come to the list in order. You confirm, or you walk. No hard feelings.
  • Ninety-nine say yes. Then the founding rate closes for good.
limited to ninety-nine
now spinning press play